One of my managers slept with an associate at the last place they worked at and got them pregnant, juicy!

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

And if you’re not down with my clique, then you’re just doodoo on a stick

brend-no:

hello human i am here

brend-no:

hello human i am here

flordemilraices:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

I
Can’t
Stop
Watching
This

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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vaspim:

Peaches // Fuck The Pain Away

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